121 Sassy Instagram Captions for 2022

Everybody knows that Instagram is one of the most important social media platforms to get yourself noticed, and sassy captions are one of the best ways to stand out. If you’re trying to increase followers, but you’re getting nowhere fast, try some sassy captions to liven up your feed and get people interested in what you have to offer! That’ll make all the difference in the world! 


What does it means to be sassy

A sassy person is usually described as someone who speaks their mind and does not care what others think. They are strong, independent, and honest. They don’t back down from a fight or harsh words but they aren’t looking to start one either. A sassy person is also confident in their own skin; it doesn’t matter if you have 100 followers on Instagram or 1 million because being sassy means having confidence in yourself no matter what anyone else says.


How to create your own Instagram caption

Take a look at the captions that we’ve listed below, and browse through other similar captions on Instagram. We encourage you to steal words and phrases from these witty girls, and use them as inspiration for your own caption when you post your next picture. And don’t forget to keep it short—it will make it easier to memorize!

So here's our list.


121 Sassy Captions for Instagram

  1. I don’t need a Man. I have Tequila and Tan
  2. People call me Sara but you can call me tonight
  3. Be like a sea, wild & free
  4. Breaking hearts since 1996
  5. Be classy, never trashy, and a little sassy
  6. Grow through what you go through
  7. Red lips & curvy hips
  8. I think you are lacking vitamin me
  9. Judge me when you become perfect
  10. Study hard, but party harder


  11. Why chase you when I’m the catch
  12. Yes, I don’t need a king to be a queen
  13. Don’t call me an angel. You can’t pay my price
  14. I can’t talk right now, I’m doing hot girl sh*t
  15. Success is in my veins
  16. I’m next level, so legit with all my clique
  17. Positive anything is better than a negative nothing
  18. Life is way too short for bad vibes
  19. Hey don’t copy me, you will not pass
  20. Don’t ever let anyone dull your sparkle
  21. Take me as I am, or watch me as I go
  22. I do a thing called what I want
  23. Kill them with success and bury them with a smile
  24. Bad choices make good stories
  25. Life is short... and so am I!


  26. Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight
  27. Be savage, not average
  28. Yes, I do bad things, but I do them well
  29. Be a badass – with a good ass
  30. Putting the 'we' in weird
  31. If there is no party, create one
  32. Crazy hair, don’t care
  33. Still wild after all these years
  34. Be a Warrior not a Worrier
  35. Life happens and Coffee helps
  36. Not getting older, becoming a classic
  37. This all started with Netflix and chill
  38. The party don’t start 'til I walk in
  39. More issues than Vogue
  40. I'm not weird. I'm limited edition
  41. I’m in shape. Round is a shape
  42. Don’t grow up, it’s a trap
  43. You're the 'she' to my '-nanigans
  44. A caffeine-dependent life-form
  45. Relationship status: Netflix and ice cream
  46.  I don't get older, I level up
  47. Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth
  48. I have no selfie control
  49. Keep the dream alive: hit the snooze button
  50. Why fall in love when you can fall asleep?


  51. Kinda classy, kinda hood
  52. I wanna be different just like everyone else
  53. The bags under my eyes are Gucci
  54. Be a stiletto in a room of flats
  55. Aging like a fine wine
  56. When life throws a rock at you, throw back a brick
  57. Living vicariously through myself
  58. I’m not a bear, I swear!
  59. Hating me doesn’t make you pretty
  60. Save water, drink champagne
  61. I don’t make mistakes, I date them
  62. Victoria’s best kept secret
  63. Not giving a f... is better than revenge
  64. I've had great success being a total idiot
  65. Friday, my second favorite F word
  66. Life is too short for boring hair
  67. I took 37 of this pic before I finally got it right
  68. Old enough that I need a filter on this photo
  69. I’m not fat. I’m just easier to see
  70. Did I make your heart skip a beat
  71. ETC. End of Thinking Capacity
  72. Be the EXTRA in extraordinary
  73. Confidence Level: Selfie with no filter
  74. Sorry, I’m late, I didn’t want to come
  75. You can’t live a full life on an empty stomach
  76. You are one in a melon


  77. Some of my best friends are carbs
  78. Need an ark? I Noah guy
  79. Abs are temporary. Chocolate is forever
  80. Time is precious, waste it wisely
  81. Only dead fish go with the flow
  82. I’ll try being nicer if you try being smarter
  83. If karma doesn’t hit you, I gladly will
  84. Find your patience before I lose mine
  85. It’s never too early to go back to bed
  86. I’m a smart person, I just do stupid things
  87. Be anything but predictable
  88. I don’t Chat, I Flirt
  89. Be happy, it drives people crazy
  90. Wine + dinner = winner
  91. Don’t give up on your dreams. keep sleeping
  92. Someone send this to NASA, I’m a star!
  93. If you were looking for a sign, here it is
  94. I got back with my Ex…Box 360
  95. Be a cupcake in a world of muffins
  96. Sure, I do marathons. On Netflix
  97. Coffee, Chocolate, Men. The richer the better!
  98. I like you because you are weird too!
  99. I wish my wallet came with free refills
  100. Do I run? Yes… Out of time, patience and money
  101. Losing everything but weight
  102. I’m the 0.01% of germs
  103. I’d stop scrolling too
  104. Carbs are the answer. No matter the question


  105. Just dropped my new single! It's me. I'm single
  106. When nothing goes right, go left
  107. Drippin so hard I need a coaster
  108. No malone, just a post
  109. Life is a party, I’m a piƱata
  110. Life’s a soup and I’m a fork
  111. Did it for the memories – totally worth it!
  112. If you fall, I will be there. Signed: Floor
  113. I don’t sweat—I sparkle
  114. Wakeup and makeup
  115. I’m a Nillionaire. I have little to no money
  116. How do I feel when there is no coffee? Depresso
  117. I might trip, but I never fall
  118. Life is too short for bad vibes
  119. Be strong, I whispered to my WiFi signal
  120. Reality called, so I hung up
  121. Congrats! You found someone as weird as you!

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